do you ever just get in a mood where you really love cereal
how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.
out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst
teenage girls are reminded constantly by adults (and everyone else) that we’re immature and too young to understand anything but the minute we make a mistake those same adults tell us we’re “old enough to know better” and refuse to help us
MY FRIEND COMPLAINS TO ME ABOUT ALL THE GUYS SHE HAS FALLING ALL OVER HER AND IT ANNOYS THE SHIT OUT OF ME
you should tell her that it is not nice to trip people
which feels the worst?
a) developing a crush on a friend
b) developing a crush on a stranger
c) developing a crush on a celebrity
d) developing a crush on a fictional character
this is actually a trick question the answer is all of them they all feel terrible all of them
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.